*thots here*
Mildly irritated and hungry

sparkafterdark:

legalfunnybunny:

marcgiela:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

What the FUCK is this I’m dying

me outside the club

me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin

Since the modernization and relative new safety of naval travel, mermaids have begun coming onto land to prey upon other more vulnerable transportation vehicles.

(Source: florette)

mybloodkink:

*someone threatens me with a knife*
Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny

(via milksy)

assvvipe:

♡ roses are red ♡
♡ violets are blue ♡
♡ lmaooooooo ♡
♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

(Source: cloudbusting85, via encourage)

rodidor:

blackwinemom:

ayee-daria:

kokonutoil:

tillerboomin:

The movie ain’t even out yet and I’m already in tears

omggg

I’m dying 😭😭😫😫😍😍😍

Purity

this is really pure.
the water waved.
styled her hair.
delivered her safely onto shore.

(via ugly)

youareliterallybeingsorude:

if demi lovato wasn’t a pop singer she would be an assistant manager at sephora with a superiority complex

(via hohoehoes)

chibisokka:

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

(Source: chibisokka-blog, via crystallized-teardrops)